Всегда тянуло в Лондон? Этот тест покажет, насколько вы британец

Вы британец? Может быть, русский? А, может, вы шпион и притворяетесь британцем? Узнайте, кто вы на самом деле, пройдя этот тест. Вопросы будут на английском — как для настоящих британцев!

Вопрос 1 из 20

Imagine someone stepped on your foot. What would be your reaction?

Excuse me, you stepped on my foot. Can you please move? I’m so sorry

Hey, move over!

Excuse me, sir, but your foot is positioned right on my foot. Could you please move it a little bit? That would be great, thanks

Вопрос 2 из 20

How often do you drink tea?

Well, pretty often. Actually, I’ve just put the kettle on

Tea, coffee, whatever. I’ll drink anything to get me through the day

At this very moment, I’m doing a manicure on my little finger. It’s gonna look beautiful when I hold my cup of tea

Вопрос 3 из 20

When you spend your vacation abroad, are you always polite?

On vacation, I prefer to take a break from my politeness

Most times, I don’t remember what I did abroad. My only memory is all inclusive

When I’m abroad, I represent my country. I do my best to prove that I’m worthy of the UK passport

Вопрос 4 из 20

It’s your day off and you go to a pub with friends. How many beers are you gonna have?

Well, it’s not about pints, it’s about time. If the company’s right, I can be drinking for 10 hours straight

Beer? But it’s my day off. I’ll have vodka

It’s not about beer, it’s about the pub. I’d find some fancy new pub, order their fanciest lager and savor it

Вопрос 5 из 20

What would you have with your beer?

Crisps

Chipsoidy

Chips

Вопрос 6 из 20

Your friends are talking about the weather. Wanna join the discussion?

Sure! It’s constantly changing and fun to discuss. Remember that time when it was snowing for five days straight?

No. It’s just weather. Let’s talk about politics

I would like to talk about the rain. It’s raining all the time. I got calluses on my hand from holding an umbrella

Вопрос 7 из 20

Time for an awkward question. From 1 to 10, how bad are your teeth?

WTF? My teeth are ok!

Like, whatever, my dentist is free, I can fix them anytime

Ooh, it’s my nightmare. 2 out of 10. Talking about both points and teeth

Вопрос 8 из 20

It’s Friday night, and your boss is telling you that you’ll have to work over the weekend. Your reaction?

I’ll keep a stiff upper lip and do what I have to do

First, I’ll curse. Then, curse one more time. Then go to work

It’s unacceptable. I’ll politely decline

Вопрос 9 из 20

Do you have a hat shelf in your closet?

God no. It’s not the 1950’s

I have a shelf, but it’s for storing spinnings. And it’s in my garage

Not a shelf, a whole hat closet. For my top hats

Вопрос 10 из 20

Do you like dark humor?

I like my humor like I like my coffee. The darker the better

All my jokes are church-appropriate

Humor is supposed to be pure and harmless. So no

Вопрос 11 из 20

You’re gonna have to spend several hours in a queue. How do you feel about that?

Not a problem for me. I might even enjoy it

Every queue is a fight. I accept this challenge

It’s ok if I have someone to discuss the royal family with

Вопрос 12 из 20

When is it appropriate to say sorry?

What do you mean when? I start my every conversation with sorry

Only when you screw up. And someone noticed it

Almost never. Apology is a sign of weakness and not appropriate for a true Brit

Вопрос 13 из 20

If someone were rude to you, what would you do?

I would either respond in a passive aggressive way or do nothing but then trash the person behind their back. Both are great

They wouldn’t be rude for long. Kinda hard to talk with a fist in your mouth

I’d apologize for giving the person so much trouble and stop talking to them

Вопрос 14 из 20

Do you like alcohol?

Yes!

Hell yeah!

No. I prefer tea

Вопрос 15 из 20

Do you like football?

It’s the best game in the world. If you don’t agree, fight me

It’s the best game in the world. And our national team is a disgrace in its history

Football is not bad. But I prefer cricket or golf

Вопрос 16 из 20

You hear someone say, “Who do you think you are? Wanna go outside?” What are you gonna say?

Hey, sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you! Let’s cool down and forget about it

And who do you think YOU are? Wanna meet my fist?

No, sir. Violence is never the answer. I would never stoop so low

Вопрос 17 из 20

At a restaurant, you’re offered English wine. Would you try it?

God no, I’m not insane. Something Italian please!

As long it’s not boxed wine, it’s fine for me

I believe we’re good at everything, including wine-making. So I’ll have a glass

Вопрос 18 из 20

It’s dinner time. What would you order?

Beef Wellington

Pelmeni

Builders breakfast

Вопрос 19 из 20

The royal family is the best. True or false?

They’re great, but I don’t actually care about them much

The best royal family were the Romanovs

God save the Queen! I hope to meet them one day and spend a night in the corgis’ room

Вопрос 20 из 20

Last but not least. What is the capital of Great Britain?

London

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Ой, произошла ошибка обработки. Попробуйте еще раз чуть позднее.

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